He said WHAT?!?!

Ok so last night we were getting along fine, I was in a super good mood, I decided to take a break from studying and go watch a movie with Art.  Before we leave he is hovering in my doorway and I jokingly say "what's up with ALL THIS????" And I make a motion that circles my room - it's currently a mess!  I'm home about half of the week or a bit more, and when I am home I have homework to do or I'm just braindead.  My boy gets tons of papers home from school and those end up on my dresser, and my clean laundry ends up piled on my bench or on a side of my bed.  It's not neat, I know, but put the laundry away and get rid of the papers and my room is in decent shape.  It's not like I have wrappers and pizza boxes lying around.  So I start saying "I clean and I..." and before could finish my thought he interrupts and says "No you don't." 

Me: Um... yes I do.

Art:  No, you don't clean.

Me:  UM... YES, I have cleaned.

Art:  Moving day doesn't count.

Me:  UM... I HAVE cleaned my room many times times and what I was GOING to say was that I clean my room and then a week later it's messy again.

What I SHOULD have said was "Your room is like a jail cell, it has NO furniture... and that is the ONLY thing that you clean!  I might be messy but I shower every day and I don't leave my sticky urine all over the toilet seat - and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that's ever mopped these floors!!!" 

I've only noticed that he ever swept once or twice...seriously the clumps of hair are disgusting and it gets on everything.  But why should I be the ONLY one to clean it - it's not even my dog!!!!!!!!!!!

At least my mess is in just my area and not the common areas... which is where he likes to leave his disgusting unsanitary FILTH.

GRRRRRRRRR  I was so mad last night!




So when we were having the "dating life discussion", he had told me he had a date today.  He joked about bringing her to our place and using my room.  He knows it gets under my skin which is why he says it.  Yes, he can be a real gem. 

So today I randomly text him:  "I know it's been a while so I'll remind you...  Before all dates you must shower, brush your teeth and manscape.  Have fun tonight!" 

If he is going to throw in his little digs then I'm going to start returning them...




84 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!