I'm convinced he knows... and he's messing with me.

Ok so to all of you that have been reading my updates... tonight I have a treat for you!!!  But first, let me tell you about my weekend!  It was GREAT!  I stayed with my sister on Saturday night, Sunday night and Monday night!  Today I figured I'd better make an appearance at my apartment, so that Art doesn't rent out my room. 

I get home and do my usual after work stuff.  I won't bore you with those details again.  I skip the bathroom part, but then decide to have a peek at the soap, just as a formality.  I mean, the entire weekend has passed and surely he has used it.  I had taken a pic on Saturday during the day but figured what's the point. Because when I get back after Christmas weekend I'll have to start over with my documenting. Boy do I wish I kept that picture... So I open the curtain, expecting to see nothing... 

 

If I would have kept that picture, you would have seen that it is exactly the same as the picture I took today.  The same dried up bubble lines, same crescent in the soap.  (I made sure to point it out to you so you don't miss it.) 

SURELY he must be messing with me, right?  Because at this point it's TUESDAY night and it's been since LAST MONDAY night that I've been playing soap detective!  Is he using my soap???  You better believe I will be checking my soap as well from now on!!! 

Ok so I leave the bathroom, grab a quick bite to eat in the kitchen, then change for the gym.  Before I leave for the gym I decide to use the bathroom...  and guess what I see??? 

Ok for those of you that didn't believe me before... I hope you're not squeamish...

But wait!  There's more...

Yup - I got two angles, in case you can't tell from just one pic.  Now do you see what I'm talking about???  This isn't MOISTURE on the seat, it's a RESIDUE.  That one drop looks like it was thick.  COULD THIS NOT BE URINE???

Seriously this is too gross to handle.  I mean... is this normal?  Somebody give me some feedback please.

So... just for good measure, I decide to document the location of his toothbrush (right next to... the BOOT) and the location of his toothpaste.  Which by the way has not been replaced since we moved in on April 30th - same toothpaste he had at his old place.  I'm on my 4th or 5th tube of toothpaste already... just sayin.  Is this his way of saving money???  

So.  I've got nothing at this point.  There are no words.  I don't know if there's another explanation, if he is using something else to wash up with (shampoo???)  The toilet thing is grossing me out more and more and I think if I'm going to survive the next few months I'm going to have to speak up.

But you better believe I will be updating you guys along the way and taking pictures so you can see it with your own eyes.  I'm in no way exaggerating.  

   

125 disgusted days to go until April 30, 2012...         *sigh*