Ok so I decided to push the toothbrush incident out of my head. Mostly because it grosses me out and I don't want to think about it. But there's another incident I must tell you about.
This past Monday night I put my boy in the shower. I told him to use my soap. (Art and I each have our own bar of soap because we've now got 2 of everything with all of our fighting - there is no more "combined" anything... lines have been drawn.) He says he likes Art's soap because it's blue (mine is white) so... whatever. This is an argument I'm not gonna bother with.
Tuesday when I'm in the shower I use up the last of my bar of soap - time to put a new one in the shower. CRAP I don't have anymore, I'll have to pick some up after work. Tuesday night comes and I'm running errands and of course I forget the soap. Cue Wednesday morning, shower time.
In the shower, I have no choice but to use Art's soap. He won't mind if I use it ONCE... (Hey, I saw he used my tub margarine without asking... who scoops it with a fork, really??? Hello leave no evidence if you're gonna steal!!!) so I go to grab the soap and I see a big large "M" that my boy had carved on each side of the bar. Ok... those "M"s are completely undisturbed. He made them Monday night... it's now Wednesday morning. Did we skip over Tuesday?
After I use the bar and the M's are completely erased (as they would be if the bar was used). Instantly the suppressed traumatic memories of the toothbrush incident fill my head, and I'm left knowing I'm going to have to watch the soap now. Yup - booby trap time. I decide to re-carve the Ms, to leave the soap exactly as I found it.
Side note: There is only one body wash in the bathroom and it belongs to my boy. It smells like watermelon. Don't think Art would use that, but of course I have no definite proof. I ASSUME he doesn't, since it's for kids. He has no body wash in the bathroom. Again, nothing he carries to and from the bathroom with him.
Wednesday night my boy uses the shower. (I've since bought my soap again - phew!) I re-carve the M.
Thursday morning I shower, check the M - yup, still there. Thursday night I come home from work. Straight to the bathroom I go. M is still there. Thursday night Bart is there so he gets in the shower and erases the M while using the bar of soap.
Thursday night before bed I press my fingernail tip into the bar of soap, creating a clearly visible but fairly discreet crescent carved into the soap.
Friday after work I check. FOR SURE the crescent must be gone!!!!!! I go right into the bathroom after work and pull open the curtain - not even caring if I make noise and he's going to wonder what I'm looking at. (Don't get sloppy... be more careful!!!)
AND THE CRESCENT IS STILL THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stay tuned...
...maybe Santa will bring him a shower for Christmas...
More, more, more!!!!! This "soap" (pun intended) is better than anything offered by the Susan Lucci's of daytime drama world... Suspense, comedy, secrecy and drama, this has it all. Can the public expect weekly episodes?
ReplyDeleteI will try my hardest, but I don't want to raise any suspicion, because then I won't have anything to talk about. I do have other things I could tell you about... but I'll wait until I have pictures to offer. ;)
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